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zouxry: person: wait… so if youre not straight…… and youre not gay,,,,,….. then…. what… exActly aRE you..?..?.? me:
seraph-draws-stuff: lmao what if the turtleneck engineer mark wears is actually sleeveless It is
nickimochi: What If Infinite Were YouTubers? Inspired by: x / x / x
catstiel: catstiel: these girls from theatre just left their bags near me I think they want me to look after them I feel so much responsibility for these bags what if they never come back and i have to to raise these bags on my own don’t know if I
What if there was a Snapchat filter where it looked like you wet your pants
Me: *tries to do something to move my life on and get out of my current cycle of not doing anything with my life* Mental illness: but what if no.
princesscirce: wtftumble: wtftumble: himatzu: kagekubi: what if my dick only at yellow length good I can only get to yellow jfc @princesscirce heard u wanted a rainbow dildo 👀👌👌 That’s exactly what made me want one!!
sharpestrose: pissfreak: meowgon: newyorker: A cartoon by Barbara Smaller. Discover more cartoons with our cartoon randomizer. lmao what is the joke new yorker “allergies”…..am i right? millenials! sjws? am i right????? This is such a shitty
gryffon: darthgryffon: gryffon: every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey” my url is better than yours youre my shadow self and i need to kill you
ruinedchildhood:what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is
undercover-witch: therealgonzoldyck: undercover-witch: undercover-witch: idk send me something dirty (⁎⁍̴̀﹃ ⁍̴́⁎)♡ Lmao what if I replied to you guys with the same maturity you replied to this? I obviously meant “nsfw headcanons”
umichandesu: homosexual-ninja: homosexual-ninja: “Let’s get you ready for that rape with some rape!” YAOI LOGICS PLOT TWIST He asked him about the sex HE FUCKING ASKED HIM IF HE SHOULD MAKE HIM READY WHAT YOU GOT PUNK’D BY THEM YAOIS! TROLOLOLOL
torterra:lmao what if < |D
lmao What the actual fuck is this? Just a single frame comic or is it part of something larger… because I wanna see it if so.
holdthebones: whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor: deathpup: what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon We never said we’d send him
ironmanstan: ironmanstan: firstborn children are the dumbest currency ever lmao what if i never planned on having a child huh? ye hi Old Witch From Forest i want abs and four billion dollars you can have all my children in return tbh shut up you Dumb
jamietheignorantamerican: apparently, even meninists have a hard time finding out who is a fake meninist… it’s almost as if they have no idea what satire is…
askyamiandyugi: What if Season 2 ended with Ishizu grabbing Marik by his ear and dragging him home before he caused any trouble
lovelysemixo: Lmao what if he took those chips….. // ignore my stupidity, this is purely for jokes XD
what if after dmmd anime they released character songs.
what if instead of rhyme, noiz just kept challenging aoba to a mario kart rematch.
peace and love on planet earth
what if that new character was noiz’s brother.
wHAT IF BETA!NOIZ/BETA!REN OR BETA!NOIZ/BETA!MIZUKI CLOTHING SWAP.
aodong: Noiz remembering Koujaku’s birthday every year but always giving him gag gifts like arthritis cream, a cane, Metamucil, etc. And every year it’s the same reaction: Koujaku throws the gift at him, but Noiz dodges it and says he’s getting
idk why i never thought of this bUT WHAT IF THICK-THIGHED MIZUKI.
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brvtus: pochowek: adding “idk” at the end of your opinion : lawful neutral adding “lmao” at the end of your opinion : chaotic evil
stumpxvx: what if aristotle was pronounced like chipotle
leo-bloom: leo-bloom: why do neko atsume cats have power levels all they do is chill in my yard who are they fighting apparently stronger cats have the ability to kick out weaker cats if they want the same toy omg what kind of violence goes on while
aymmichurros: pfff i constantly think about Kuroo messing with Tsukishima then getting nervous because what if he offends him again???? he doesn’t want that, he just wants to share some harmless quality humor
clashbort: lmao what if it rained
chatnoirs-baton: Thank you to ruusian for the translation. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ #what if he gets akumatized #and the akuma goes in this charm #hawk moth: bring the miraculouses to me #adrien: *hands over his ring* #ladybug: *fights akumatized
torterra:lmao what if
nikoniko808:i wouldn’t know what to say if I saw a palm tree walk away support me on patreon~
martisilent: if u ever wonder what animation classes are like
sunnysundown: kajikiryota: i was straight up watching the ready player one trailer bieng like “lmao what if overwatch was in this that would be so funny” and GUESS who shows up its her, its Overwatch
this-slag:thesassycat:what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mindmy alternate self is getting some serious dick
kurozu501: torterra: lmao what if im bringing this back because “Alone Together” showed us that Sadie is not straight so…
tsunamiwavesurfing:deveninanewdress: a group of zebras is called a dazzle. if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will. how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?
livelovehep: sunalwaysshining: meladoodle: what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please I just spit out my coffee You’re supposed to swallow it
itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
lemonsharks: curseworm: human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I’m suspicious
upperstories: gordoananke: clashbort: lmao what if it rained I wonder how many people did a double take like, ‘hey…heeeeeyy’. This brings the concept of fake pockets to a whole new level.
aggressive-zebra: I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you. And if I like you, you’re pretty special. Because I hate everyone.
boymilk: gooeyshark: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you hi yeah what the actual, literal,
ggaga: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
allweneed-isbecause: oddly-romantic: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried
Anonymous asked you: What if, suddenly, DirkJake? what if yes
this is probably the only time I thought a Gamzee update was cute haha
got a couple of suggestions saying what if Jake’s Eevee likes Dirk’s Jolteon so yeaH
plot twist what if Cars 3 turns out to be a great movie
plot twist John accepts his responsibilities and ditches the storyline to go messing with DW instead lmao
ikimaru: what if somebody in su had amber as their gem, would their holographic form be just a giant mosquito what if the mosquito was the weapon she lives
if that red shirt blue undercut hair neptune-lookin chump and weiss’s reaction to him wasnt the strongest hint that n/eiss is done since volume 3 then idk what iscan she be done w/ boys period that would be nice thanksalso im so proud of her but whats
Lmao the first thing I do when I try a dress on is lift it up at the back to see what my arse looks like with it Like “hmm ok but does my butt look good?”
